# 444 - 09/12/2009 at 09:50 | 4 Comments | Share
Don't move to Tyler Texas. In doing so you will lose the life you could have had, and be stuck in a loveless marriage.

# 276 - 08/04/2009 at 10:25 | 2 Comments | Share
There are so many things you'll screw up, but they all come down to two "don'ts": don't be lazy; don't be scared.

# 425 - 09/07/2009 at 06:19 | 1 Comments | Share
Dear Self: When he hits you the first time... Don't make excuses for him.. Don't blame yourself..Leave right away.. Don't stay for 7 years because the abuse gets much worse and happens more often.. Then the stalker in him comes out.. Just run far far away and call the cops this time

# 285 - 08/07/2009 at 01:07 | 2 Comments | Share
Try to avoid getting your car rear-ended by a black cop, especially if you're black yourself, because then you face the biggest dilemma ever: Should you let it go or should you force the issue?

# 57 - 07/08/2009 at 03:47 | 4 Comments | Share
If Kevin ever asks you to be his wing man tell him to go fuck himself... now she's your co-pilot with a cargo dump in 9 months.

# 354 - 08/25/2009 at 10:53 | 4 Comments | Share
Despite some big mistakes that you have made in life, overall you've done pretty good for yourself!

# 190 - 07/22/2009 at 11:00 | 5 Comments | Share
You're going to come across this site, and you're going to be tempted to read #183. Trust me, it's not worth the effort.

# 500 - 10/07/2009 at 11:22 | 0 Comments | Share
Talk to him. Just bloody talk to him. It will save you lots of pain and regrets in the future.

# 66 - 07/12/2009 at 06:30 | 3 Comments | Share
Dont wait to get your permit, it will make your life so much easier!

# 9 - 06/10/2009 at 08:31 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't worry, Obama wins.

# 307 - 08/14/2009 at 08:54 | 5 Comments | Share
Don't believe for one second that he loves you or even exists. He is more than likely a figment of her imagination and a ploy to keep you close. Don't believe her and her lies!

# 63 - 07/12/2009 at 02:41 | 0 Comments | Share
Read 5 cards a day from the decks starting from the first year of dental school... this is too much to learn in such a short period of time...

# 174 - 07/20/2009 at 09:04 | 4 Comments | Share
Never, never, never play with fireworks... masterbating with your left hand is not as satisfying and really difficult.

# 147 - 07/19/2009 at 08:12 | 4 Comments | Share
Just relax, girls know less about the world then you do. Just grab them by the waist and let your lips kiss away!

# 256 - 07/30/2009 at 05:07 | 3 Comments | Share
Don't feel sorry for him because he hurt his knee and his parents are out of town and can't take care of him. It's all a lie. He plans or taking your virginity, without your permission.