# 304 - 08/13/2009 at 04:50 | 2 Comments | Share
You are never gonna hook up with a chick by asking her age/sex/location check. Get off AOL and go outside for once. It's better than cybering... trust me :)

# 246 - 07/29/2009 at 10:12 | 2 Comments | Share
When you get constipated and take 10 laxatives, it's not a good idea to go on a rollercoaster.

# 508 - 10/10/2009 at 02:59 | 3 Comments | Share
Hang in there. someday a goth freak, a fairy, a girl who was a fairy in her past life, a redneck, and a girl who accepts your offer of 5 dollars for a lap dance & who you may just love, will find you and slowly piece you back together again.

# 106 - 07/15/2009 at 11:04 | 2 Comments | Share
medical school quarterbacks.. if it doesn't sound like it makes sense, don't bother

# 195 - 07/22/2009 at 07:31 | 3 Comments | Share
When the preferred roommate form comes in the mail, make sure check off "No" to crazy gangsta bitches from Compton and a "No" on Wannabe crazy bitches from Greece that thing that they are from Compton.

# 274 - 08/04/2009 at 09:55 | 1 Comments | Share
when u ask him if any of his workers are in rooms connected to his, remember who it is...after a few months, he's going to want to hook up just because of what he heard through the walls!

# 74 - 07/13/2009 at 10:55 | 4 Comments | Share
spend an extra few years in college. trust me, its worth it.

# 235 - 07/27/2009 at 02:37 | 3 Comments | Share
don't chug the smirnoff. you'll impress no one, except yourself, when you wake up the next day.

# 222 - 07/25/2009 at 11:09 | 2 Comments | Share
Make sure she swallows because your leather interior is done for if she doesn't.

# 36 - 06/26/2009 at 01:41 | 1 Comments | Share
One day you'll find a camera at school and record yourself swinging a pole around like a double-edged lightsaber. For the love of god, PLEASE, take the tape home!

# 343 - 08/22/2009 at 07:05 | 2 Comments | Share
Hello boo.!

# 456 - 09/18/2009 at 09:46 | 3 Comments | Share
Don’t just have sex with anyone because they give you attention or you’re horny, especially when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend. The STD will last longer than the sex.

# 17 - 06/14/2009 at 02:32 | 1 Comments | Share
On Sept. 11th, 2001... racial profiling at the airport is A-OK.

# 563 - 11/28/2009 at 11:50 | 0 Comments | Share
When you are 13, you will meet an amazing, charming, sweet guy named Billy. As much as you think you like him, don't act on it. Get over it soon, or you will be on an emotional rollercoaster for years that ends with him taking his own life. Inside, he is messed up, and nothing you do can or will ever fix him.

# 510 - 10/11/2009 at 06:32 | 2 Comments | Share
When the dork asks you out just go for it... what could it hurt? That dork you turned down cursed you so you wouldn't be happy.