# 232 - 07/27/2009 at 11:14 | Share
When you move into the dorms, you will share a bunk bed with your new roomate who insists on having sex with his g/f while you're sleeping. One night he comes in with her and they start going at it as usual. You try to ignore it but you left your ipod and headphones in your backpack. For a while things aren't that bad until you hear him tell his g/f, "let's try it anal" and she replies, "okay". You giggle quietly and let them continue, not knowing what is about to unfold. After a few min, he starts sniffing around and says, "WTF is that smell?!" You're fighting from laughing when all of a sudden he turns on the lamp and screams, "OMG there's SHIT everywhere! There's shit on my dick! There's shit on the sheets!" He throws the sheet on the floor and at this point you're laughing hysterically... so hysterically that you roll off the top bunk and break your arm in the shit.

So yeah... take the bottom bunk.