FixMyPast.com | Dear me, don't EVER shit in a bar bathroom. EVER!!! Cause the one single time you finally give in... some dude kicks the door open expecting an open toilet to puke in. Of course you're sitting in the fuckin way and he can't hold it so he vomits all over you instead. Realizing that the person he just puked on might beat the shit out of him, he punches you in the face and breaks your nose. Please, listen to me. They will never let this story go.

# 260 - 07/31/2009 at 10:52 | Share
Dear me, don't EVER shit in a bar bathroom. EVER!!! Cause the one single time you finally give in... some dude kicks the door open expecting an open toilet to puke in. Of course you're sitting in the fuckin way and he can't hold it so he vomits all over you instead. Realizing that the person he just puked on might beat the shit out of him, he punches you in the face and breaks your nose. Please, listen to me. They will never let this story go.

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lol. there was something on bash.org saying that his friend was the guy who vomited on some guy and then punched him because he didn't want to get bashed first. the internet is a small world.
#1 - 10/24/2009 at 02:26

hahaha! Well said
#2 - 07/31/2009 at 08:32

Dear god...
#3 - 07/31/2009 at 01:14