# 556 - 11/24/2009 at 02:38 | 0 Comments | Share
No, you are not over analyzing things when you realize you have lost yourself and all you know to be right. Just because you always believed "I promise I will treat you like a queen if you take me back" more times than you can even recall, he never changes and he breaks you down more each time. Believe in yourself, trust what you KNOW is right- because it is. He knows how to play you and you let him. Be strong and stay away!

# 555 - 11/23/2009 at 04:14 | 2 Comments | Share
Dear self, Dont start talking to him. Dont start liking him. Dont start falling for him. Dont become his girlfriend. Dont fall in love with him. Dont make him your everything. Dont give him your all. Dont stay with him for almost a year. You end up losing him to a car accident a month before your one year anniverysary. You cry yourself to sleep every night. You feel like you've lost everything. You feel like you've lost your all. You regret everything you didnt get the chance to tell him. You regret not talking to him the day of the accident. You regret everything you should have done with him. Years go by and your still not completely over it. Teen love? No Way. Its was REAL <|3 Do yourself a favor, never get too attached because anything can happen.

# 553 - 11/22/2009 at 08:47 | 0 Comments | Share
You will have a desk job in your early 20s. Dont eat the bounty of food available daily in the office, it will cause you to gain an embarressing amount of weight. If you eat and gain anyway, trust me on this, invest in a gym membership~not a pack of smokes. Quitting smoking is the HARDEST thing you will ever do, and in the end...you gain more embarressing weight.

# 552 - 11/22/2009 at 07:55 | 0 Comments | Share
Never, ever, under any circumstances, start a relationship with a clingy Twi-tard fangirl.

# 551 - 11/22/2009 at 03:37 | 0 Comments | Share
When you were 16 and your mom asks you if you're gay, tell her the truth. It's much easier than the drama of telling her AFTER you moved out caused when you were 20. Because now, you're 22 and aren't allowed back home, and you find it all too easy to not talk to the people you love the most in this world. Just saying. Also, if you do decide not to tell her then, don't tell your whole family you're moving outta state 5 minutes before your ride gets there to take you away. It only makes coming out harder for them to deal with. Grow a pair, dude. It's not as hard as you think.

# 550 - 11/22/2009 at 03:02 | 0 Comments | Share
When your 21, you meet Mr. Amazing in a bar. He flirts with you and makes you smile, you exchange numbers. The next day he calls you because he's got something to tell you...he's married. JUST HANG UP!!!

# 548 - 11/20/2009 at 07:20 | 1 Comments | Share
Get in shape and stay that way, have fun, lighten up, let yourself show interest in all kinds of music and people and don't be so closed minded- it isn't you- skip politics and philosophy and just laugh, screw around, open up and talk to all kinds of people (especially girls), keep track of Beth and ask her out in 1995 after you break up with Kelli- you'll be married in 7 years anyway so you may as well get a head start on the fun!

# 545 - 11/16/2009 at 04:51 | 1 Comments | Share
Break up with him when he tells you, that in the future, he will be dating boys. Don't stay with him when he tells you you're the only girl that he'll ever love. Spare yourself the heart break, and ever-lasting pain, and just break it off. Stop loving him. Please.

# 535 - 11/10/2009 at 08:57 | 2 Comments | Share
The show Jackass really doesn't accept applicants and audition tapes... so yeah, don't light your pubes on fire.

# 534 - 11/10/2009 at 04:03 | 1 Comments | Share
It was just a sex dream. Don't read too much into it. He's not worth it.

# 532 - 11/09/2009 at 04:38 | 1 Comments | Share
When looking at potential universities on UCAS, don't get deterrred from applying to University Campus Suffolk just because it's only just started...DO NOT get tempted to go to the University of Essex instead...Take a good look around you and consider what is important to you rather than just lusting after new 'exciting' opportunities. Sure you're going to graduate from the University of Essex this year and you've made perhaps two great worthwhile friends- but SERIOUSLY who are you trying to kid?! You lost out BIG time. Now your best friend no longer speaks to you. He was the guy that you could tell anything to; the guy you grew up thinking of as a brother; the sweetest guy you know. And it hurts like hell- and YOU could have stopped this distance forming merely by going to UCS instead. So, think about that when you're standing on that stage with your mortar board collecting your 'precious' degree AND he's not there to see you do it. Was it all really worth it?

# 531 - 11/09/2009 at 02:00 | 2 Comments | Share
get into that elevator with him and sleep with him. don't think about it. just walk in.

# 529 - 11/04/2009 at 11:56 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't be a mummy for halloween. The house runs out of toilet paper and all the people at the party who have to take a shit start peeling pieces off you.

# 528 - 11/03/2009 at 09:29 | 1 Comments | Share
keep it simple. don't try to make your halloween costume this year because it ends up falling apart and people see things that your boyfriend wouldn't like them seeing. just be a lifeguard or something.

# 527 - 11/03/2009 at 12:03 | 2 Comments | Share
when your bitchwhore of a bestfriend asks if you'd like to come with her, say no. you will end up at a crackdealer's place while guns are being waved around, fucked out of your mind while listening to her talk about a false rape (for the 4th time)..only to end up having the cops save you, taking you to a hospital while you are fucked out of your mind and half of your family is on the floor above because someone is dying. SAY NO AND JUST BEAT HER UP WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE.