# 23 - 06/17/2009 at 05:20 | 0 Comments | Share
Wear a condom you idiot. It still burns.

# 22 - 06/16/2009 at 12:40 | 1 Comments | Share
Before you wear a white skirt remember what time of the month it is.

# 21 - 06/16/2009 at 03:13 | 3 Comments | Share
A few years from now you will embarrass yourself on national television by taking 11 men to the Maury Povich show and determine that none of them are the father. Save yourself the trouble, STOP FUCKING.

# 20 - 06/16/2009 at 02:27 | 1 Comments | Share
Please, please please knock before you go into your parents room. You don't want to see what goes on in there.

# 19 - 06/15/2009 at 06:46 | 0 Comments | Share
Whatever you do, don't drink the jesus juice.

# 18 - 06/14/2009 at 03:51 | 4 Comments | Share
On January 23rd, 1992... don't kiss your girlfriend inbetween classes. Your braces get stuck together... then she throws up.

# 17 - 06/14/2009 at 02:32 | 2 Comments | Share
On Sept. 11th, 2001... racial profiling at the airport is A-OK.

# 16 - 06/13/2009 at 07:36 | 0 Comments | Share
Don't waste money upgrading to HD-DVD. Blu-Ray wins.

# 15 - 06/13/2009 at 04:42 | 0 Comments | Share
Danielle is really Daniel. Check the adams apple.

# 14 - 06/12/2009 at 04:37 | 0 Comments | Share
Crime does pay, just make sure you're out of the country before August 15th 2006 (the day you get caught).

# 13 - 06/12/2009 at 12:24 | 0 Comments | Share
When you go to college and pledge a fraternity, whatever you do, don't fuck the goat!

# 12 - 06/12/2009 at 01:07 | 0 Comments | Share
Sometime in May 2008 you'll be at a bar and this guy will start harassing you. Forget everything anyone has ever told you... throw the first punch you pussy.

# 11 - 06/11/2009 at 06:59 | 0 Comments | Share
March 15th 1998, go home for lunch. Your friend is fucking your wife.

# 10 - 06/10/2009 at 08:45 | 0 Comments | Share
Do not bet it all on black or red. This time just tuck your balls in and go home.

# 9 - 06/10/2009 at 08:31 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't worry, Obama wins.