# 7 - 06/09/2009 at 03:56 | 0 Comments | Share
Stay in school, you're tits are starting to sag and it wont cut it as a stripper forever.

# 6 - 06/09/2009 at 03:32 | 0 Comments | Share
Super lotto #'s on May 16, 2009: 5, 11, 24, 27, 36, 17(Mega)... we're rich biatch!

# 5 - 06/09/2009 at 03:15 | 0 Comments | Share
Take the blue pill.

# 4 - 06/07/2009 at 03:22 | 1 Comments | Share
You know that nerdy kid WIlliam Gates who sits next to you in high school? Give him the best blow job of his life and don't stop until he puts a ring on your finger.

# 3 - 06/07/2009 at 12:41 | 0 Comments | Share
Write this story you'll make millions- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

# 2 - 06/05/2009 at 11:27 | 1 Comments | Share
If you ever see a strange blue van pull up to you, don't go inside. He doesn't have any candy.

# 1 - 06/05/2009 at 06:51 | 3 Comments | Share
I know right now you think you love Amanda more than anything but whatever you do... don't sleep with her, she has genital herpes. However a BJ is fine.