# 509 - 10/10/2009 at 06:42 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't go for a walk with him that day. Just say hello and keep on to Nic's house. If you take that walk, his aunt will forbid him to see you anymore, your heart will be broken, and fifteen years later you will still ache for him, even though he has married someone that could be your anorexic twin, has 4 kids, and seems pathetically henpecked. And for God's sake, if it does happen, Don't believe him when he says he will wait and find you when you are both 18, and that you should do the same. He is LYING, and you will spend High School and College Known as the Hot, prudish cheerleader, while he is busy impregnating his future wife! Don't freaking wait until you are 28 to have sex!!! He certainly hasn't thought of you for a moment. Enjoy your youth, instead of enduring it until he rescues you.

# 508 - 10/10/2009 at 02:59 | 3 Comments | Share
Hang in there. someday a goth freak, a fairy, a girl who was a fairy in her past life, a redneck, and a girl who accepts your offer of 5 dollars for a lap dance & who you may just love, will find you and slowly piece you back together again.

# 507 - 10/10/2009 at 01:24 | 0 Comments | Share
when he looses his job just get rid of him. He's a controlling mooch who costs you your car and your freedom. You loose EVERYTHING

# 506 - 10/10/2009 at 01:18 | 4 Comments | Share
When he takes you outside and sits you on the back of his truck to ask you to marry him Just Say Yes!! You love him and he loves you.

# 505 - 10/10/2009 at 01:08 | 0 Comments | Share
Don't cheat on your g/f... what you think starts off as kinky sex with handcuffs turns into scrotum torture with tabasco sauce.

# 504 - 10/09/2009 at 11:23 | 1 Comments | Share
go home, don't order that one makers on the rocks, the next day you will have the worst hangover and look at your reciept and realize you ordered 2 more and something else you don't recognize that was $16. let them poke fun at you for drinking red wine. you act like a jackass that night, yell at your freinds and call your girlfriend and act like a jerk while blacked out... biggest mistake ever.

# 503 - 10/08/2009 at 10:18 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't always think people don't like you, they do, you'll lose friends because of your fear to talk to them and because you think they dislike you. You're great, stop being so afraid. And talk to him, you know what want to see him again after you hung out Monday.

# 502 - 10/07/2009 at 08:51 | 0 Comments | Share
The first time he fucks up, just leave him. Don't listen to him explain why he did it or how sorry he is. He's lying to get you back. And once he has you, he'll make you feel as though you can never move on to anyone else. The moment that you finally get over him, he comes back. This cycle repeats for a few years until he finally leaves you for good. He's going to tear you apart, so just end it before he gets the chance.

# 501 - 10/07/2009 at 01:02 | 2 Comments | Share
do NOT start shooting heroin...you won't be able to stop.

# 500 - 10/07/2009 at 11:22 | 0 Comments | Share
Talk to him. Just bloody talk to him. It will save you lots of pain and regrets in the future.

# 499 - 10/06/2009 at 02:51 | 0 Comments | Share
DON"T approve your boss as a Facebook friend!

# 498 - 10/06/2009 at 02:03 | 1 Comments | Share
Next time my wife asks if her ass looks big in a pair of jeans....I'm going to answer "No"

# 497 - 10/06/2009 at 08:17 | 2 Comments | Share
When the director of your first porn movie asks if you're willing to do anal sex for extra money, don't say "Yes". Apparently a medical leave of absence is not offered in the porn industry.

# 496 - 10/05/2009 at 05:53 | 3 Comments | Share
Just say you're sorry. Don't say anything else and keep it simple.

# 495 - 10/04/2009 at 05:08 | 2 Comments | Share
dont fall for that 30 year old cop . hes married has kids and and a life and as soon as you turn 18 he wont want you any more