# 167 - 07/20/2009 at 03:13 | 4 Comments | Share
Shouldn't have jumped!

# 1 - 06/05/2009 at 06:51 | 3 Comments | Share
I know right now you think you love Amanda more than anything but whatever you do... don't sleep with her, she has genital herpes. However a BJ is fine.

# 210 - 07/23/2009 at 04:37 | 2 Comments | Share
don't waste your time with women when you've known the truth for quite some time... the truth shall set you free...

# 261 - 07/31/2009 at 11:22 | 3 Comments | Share
Don't arrest the African-American Harvard Professor. You'll unfairly be viewed as a racist, even though you did your job of protecting and serving. Worse yet, you'll have to have a beer with Obama and Biden, and of course, the professor. AWKWARD!

# 191 - 07/22/2009 at 11:54 | 3 Comments | Share
don't change a thing. otherwise, you never would have met the love of your life. just deal with all the shit.

# 446 - 09/13/2009 at 10:35 | 7 Comments | Share
Don't fall in love with Allan, he's never gonna be worth it. He'll play you for a fool, but claim he's your best friend. Walk away after the first time, it may hurt, but it's better then spending every night wishing he'd call you to check up on you when he knows you're depressed and every day thinking about suicide, but in the end....he'll be forgetting you for some whore in his college dorm room, while you sit alone in your room wondering how he could use a minor for his own needs and just throw her aside. He'll make you cry every day and ruin your life. You'll become the person you never wanted to be again. Your life will be filled with, spending many hours at therapy, depression, cutting, eating disorders, and so many more things that no one wants to go through. If you stay, he'll just use you and when you finally think he'll want to try to be with you...he won't. He'll make up some stupid excuse like he's not good enough or he doesn't want to ruin the friendship. He'll ruin it though, once he tells you you're not pretty enough to date, he ruined it. So, please, please, please, don't stay around. See that he's no good for you and if he was, he wouldn't be doing this to you. Don't let love ruin your life...

# 259 - 07/31/2009 at 05:52 | 5 Comments | Share
Say "I love you", say "I need you", make sure he knows...he will die in a car accident and you will regret not saying it everyday for the rest of your life.

# 209 - 07/23/2009 at 02:19 | 4 Comments | Share
You know how alll your friends tell you that they shave their balls cause girls like it? Well how about you start off slow with a trimmer instead of going straight for the bic razor. The paramedics will appreciate it.

# 272 - 08/04/2009 at 08:43 | 3 Comments | Share
Wondering why your husband spends all night on the computer? Delete this folder:

C:\Documents and Settings\Richard\My Documents\My Pictures\Family Photos\Richards 40th Birthday\New Folder\New Folder\System32\100101\pr0n\movies

It's his porn.

# 130 - 07/16/2009 at 03:57 | 0 Comments | Share
Start a website allowing visitors to post how they would have conducted themselves differently in certain life situations. Do it NOW! Before anyone else does...DAMNIT!!! too late, yet again....

# 39 - 06/27/2009 at 10:11 | 0 Comments | Share
When your b/f asks you to email him naked pics of yourself, it's really his brother in a room full of his friends. And then he forwards them to the entire school directory.

# 177 - 07/20/2009 at 10:20 | 6 Comments | Share
If you're gonna masterbate 6 times in one day, use lube.

# 55 - 07/07/2009 at 04:41 | 3 Comments | Share
That's 3 hours of my life I'll never get back...Michael Bay you owe me 14 dollars for that monstrosity!

# 471 - 09/29/2009 at 03:53 | 0 Comments | Share
DONT fall in love with that tattoo artist. he may be turned on that you keep coming back for more, but when you're 50 years old and sagging to the floor all the tattoos you got are gonna look terrible. you two get a divorce anyways!

# 95 - 07/14/2009 at 01:32 | 14 Comments | Share
NO! Tabasco should NEVER be poured on that! ;)