# 570 - 12/17/2009 at 08:05 | 0 Comments | Share
Break up with him sooner, you don't deserve all the abuse he will put you through. He will keep breaking up with you, and then beg you back. Stop falling for it every time. I promise, you will be okay. Your heart will be mended by the most perfect, amazing, sweet boy ever only a couple of months later. Don't let your heart keep getting hurt for 8 months. Don't feel bad for it, he's was cheating on you anyways.

# 451 - 09/16/2009 at 11:02 | 2 Comments | Share
Don't interrupt Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the VMAs. Everyone will hate you and even the president will call you a jackass.... BUT SERIOUSLY, BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!

# 257 - 07/31/2009 at 12:16 | 5 Comments | Share
dear me, don't take that anti-anxiety pill your mother gave you ! somehow, your boyfriend's mom will find you naked in the kitchen and you'll end up telling her every single drug and psychedelic trip you and your bf have had together.

# 356 - 08/25/2009 at 07:26 | 1 Comments | Share
don't screw him over just because he hurt you before, he realyl does love you and if you dont take him back now you'll never get the chance again.

# 442 - 09/11/2009 at 10:31 | 1 Comments | Share
Today you will run into your whore of an ex and her new b/f. Make sure to ask her how her genital herpes is coming along... of course she'll look puzzled, but that's just because she doesn't know it yet. Her new boyfriend will though =)

# 184 - 07/21/2009 at 11:36 | 1 Comments | Share
Kill that son of a bitch Hitler when you have a chance. You may die for it, but 60 million others will owe you their lives.

# 61 - 07/10/2009 at 11:56 | 1 Comments | Share
Hit him back.

# 291 - 08/10/2009 at 01:58 | 1 Comments | Share
dear me, don't ever wax or shave what little chest/shoulder/back hair you have just to impress the girls in high school and college... you look like a fuckin chia-pet now.

# 306 - 08/14/2009 at 08:54 | 4 Comments | Share
don't be a slut, you'll fuck up your life.

# 96 - 07/14/2009 at 03:43 | 4 Comments | Share
Your friends aren't pulling your leg, she really wants you!

# 81 - 07/13/2009 at 09:39 | 2 Comments | Share
Persian.. there is a better version

# 115 - 07/15/2009 at 02:25 | 1 Comments | Share
Draft Michael Jordan 1st

# 523 - 10/26/2009 at 06:51 | 0 Comments | Share
Don't stop yourself from falling in love with him, if anything, just fall harder. But don't be afraid to tell him to knock it off, what he is doing is not okay, and he knows it. Genuinely ask him to stop, tell him it's breaking your heart and your spirit, and he will. I know this boy in the world today, and he will do anything for you. Don't be afraid, fall in love and speak your mind.

# 65 - 07/12/2009 at 05:59 | 3 Comments | Share
Just because someone is going to be a doctor one day does not mean that they are a decent human being

# 97 - 07/14/2009 at 05:28 | 1 Comments | Share
In 4th grade, when you want to race across the gym to the brick wall. Let him win. Your front teeth will appreciate it...